Nope, usually Saturday mornings are plagued with loud footsteps hurrying towards my bedside followed by some daunting request and of vital importance only to a 3 year old.

This occurred to me the other morning as I was, half asleep, TYING BALLOONS in my bed for the youngest Falgout

Actually, it occurred to me later that night, when my brain had had enough time to process it all and a vague memory of tight pink rubber around my fingers came floating back.

I, at 6:30 on a Saturday morning, with barely enough time to wipe the drool off my face let alone completely open my eyes, was coerced by a 3 year old to tie a balloon he had somehow managed to blow up.

It's amazing the shit women can do before they even get out of bed.

Give me a f$*ing ball of yarn and I'll knit you a sweater before I am able to tell you what day of the week it is and/or before I even wipe the crud out of my eyes.

And not to say that men don't have that talent...but...well....they don't.

And that's the reason why those loud footsteps always...and I mean always....come straight to my side of the bed.

Ah, sweet Saturday mornings.

So I've recently been nominated for the Top Fashion & Beauty Moms-2012 List on Circle of Moms! I am very flattered because if you would see how I'm dressed right now, you would probably refrain from clicking on the thumbs up...However, if you think sweaty over-sized hoodies are fashionable and beautiful then go ahead and click on the pretty pink logo below and click HERE on then on the thumbs up. No registration, no finding a password with 6 letters, 3 numbers, 1 hyphen and who can mow your lawn....nope...easy peasy. You can do so once a day until the 28th. Muchas gracias, merci, 謝謝, thank you kindly:-)