Joseph – ''Mom, where did you put Emmylou?''

Luke – ''Please change Joseph's diaper! He sat on my face and it stinks!'' (Joseph hadn’t been wearing diapers for oh maybe 1 year!''...

Emmylou – ''Ok, I'm really starting to have problems today! I can't stop sneezing, I pooped twice and my legs hurt when I stand up!''

Luke – ''If God is everywhere does that mean he's in my butt?''

Joseph- ''HO!HO!HO! VERY Christmas!'' ( when it's 103 degrees outside).

Emmylou – ''That's probably not a good idea Luke!'' (For the record, it wasn’t!)

Luke- ''School is the worse part of my life!''

Joseph- ''My stomach is telling me it wants <insert oddly colored processed food here>”!

Luke- ''I have a TV in my head so that when I have a bad dream I can just change the channel.''