...you realize your child thinks doggy style is a dance invented by Michael Jackson.

… you can't figure out why the check out clerk at Walmart won't look you in the eye, then you get home and realize you could have fed an army of babies with the breast milk drenched in your shirt.

...your child decides to poop on the curb.

...your child decides to poop in the grass by the curb.

...you realize you've sexted your dad and not your husband.

...your dad, thinking it's your mom who sexted him, sexts back.

...your ''friend'' tells you her baby that you've been calling Lily is actually named Paul.

*Disclaimer: These may or may have not happened to me. Just sayin.