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Microphone Check Friday, March 25 2011
Microphone Check Photo by Gwen Aucoin

My son Luke is always up to something.

 

Lately, his “up to something” usually involves some sort of tool and/or rope.

 

He is very much into “fixing” and “rigging” things.

 

This became very apparent to me when we were sitting in the waiting area of his gymnastics class watching a little girl rock back and forth on a broken plastic chair for the sheer enjoyment of hearing the plastic on plastic grinding sound it was making, and instead of partaking in the noise making, Luke insightfully explained to the little girl that the squeaking sound was happening because a particular screw was loose and that a Phillip's screwdriver would do the trick.

 

He's 4.

 

If you know my husband, then it is not surprising that Luke would have this “handy” trait. I, on the other hand, would have probably thrown the “broken” chair away and bought a new one that matched the room better...

 

 

Lately, it happens quite often that Luke will come to me with some bizarre request that takes about 10 minutes of show and tell for me to actually grasp what the hell he's talking about and which usually ends with me saying, “Luke, I have no idea how to do that, but I bet your father does!”

 

So for this particular request, I was not around, but when my husband Mark told me about it I nearly peed my pants (seriously, that happens).

 

Luke had gotten into my cake decorating stuff and had found some little dowels, the kind you put through layers of cake to make sure they don't topple over. After a 5 minute session of Q&A, Mark finally understood that Luke wanted him to drill a hole in the bottom of the dowel so that he could plug his speaker cable into it and use it like a microphone .(His speaker being a little computer speaker Mark probably bought in the 80s and that Luke found tucked away in a drawer most likely resting beside an old mix tape and a Members Only jacket.)

 

So being the crafty man that Mark is, he found some bigger dowels in the garage, drilled a hole in the bottom with a whatever inch drill bit and decorated the “microphone”, with the Shure logo and all. And being the smart man that he is, he of course made 3 so Emmylou and Joseph could partake.

 

When Luke plugged that speaker into his microphone for the first time, his eyes lit up like the hot Louisiana sun and the tunes just started pouring out.

 

Emmylou immediately dropped down to the floor, putting her ear to the speaker expecting to hear Luke's voice resonating.

 

Without going into too much sound engineering, Mark had to explain to Emmylou that plugging a broken speaker into a wooden dowel would never, ever produce actual sound.

 

She was fine with that except when it came for her turn to plug in her make-shift microphone it didn't fit. Luckily my quick witted husband explained to her that she was lucky because she had a “wireless” microphone, just like the one Hannah Montana uses when she does her big concerts on stage.

 

Meltdown averted.

 

So I'm sharing a little video of Luke using his one of kind microphone/speaker set. (Scroll down for video). Party Starting Today is written and produced by Luke Falgout himself.

 

The verdict is still out on if he will be part of the production crew or the band.:-)

Nicole

Nicole

This is not me. It's Donna Reed. But this is what I look like in my head when I'm just sitting around in my living room.

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# Jill Douglass 2011-03-25 14:00
OH MY GOD! I am laughing out loud... ok, so the first plastic chair story had me.... THEN!!! Luke's plan for the dowel and Mark's creation and Emmylou's keen ear! The cherry on top is the video, he owned that unplugging of the mic like he was Mic Jagger. Oh, this cracked me up at it's not even 9am yet.
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# gwendolyn 2011-03-25 14:33
omg we are totally making a band next time I come over!
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# SISTA 2011-03-25 14:37
NIC!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHA
GO TONKA!!!!
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